Monday 11th June CHIT CHAT

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Monday 11th June CHIT CHAT

Ahem. A New Day has arrived and we are all late for this important date.

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A new day has started. Funny how they sneak up on you... :P

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Ah, but, nothing beats the piercing and painful pitiful Yelp! Yelp! of a small dog waiting for his egg to be peeled and diced and his carrots and rice to steam. I swear he reaches a high note that is barely audible except for how it hurts my ears.

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smalldog wrote:

Do kids stick their backsides in a person's face when they're hungry?

And do they get on the kitchen table so that they can reach your backside to be able to give you a Billly Goat push with their heads as you're trying to get the food into the dishes as quickly as you can?

And if you're not fast enough at getting the food onto the dishes, do they turn around and fight with one another until you break it up with food?

And then, once the dishes are filled with food and presented, do they eat two bites and then walk away leaving almost full plates? And making you think, well what the heck was all that comotion about! I thought you were starving to death!

No to the first

No to the second

It's been known to happen on the third.

Definitely my daughter on the last one.

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ROFL

Such insight!!!

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Quote:
Feeding kids is a lot like feeding cats. Once you start they just want more and it makes it really hard to chase them off LOL

Do kids stick their backsides in a person's face when they're hungry?

And do they get on the kitchen table so that they can reach your backside to be able to give you a Billly Goat push with their heads as you're trying to get the food into the dishes as quickly as you can?

And if you're not fast enough at getting the food onto the dishes, do they turn around and fight with one another until you break it up with food?

And then, once the dishes are filled with food and presented, do they eat two bites and then walk away leaving almost full plates? And making you think, well what the heck was all that comotion about! I thought you were starving to death!

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Sorry, I was caught up in some sillyness on youtube :shock:

Have a good one Shiloh, cya when you get back.

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I hear you! I am always saying "you have two legs and a hearbeat".....

I wish someone would make me a meal for a change. Wow! What a treat that would be.

Now I really have to go. Bye!

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Set your way back machine to when I was 16...

Fade in...

me: Mom, I'm hungry!!

mom: Are your legs and arms broke?

me: No.

mom: Do you remember where the kitchen is?

me: Yes.

mom: Well, no broke limbs and you remember where the kitchen is. Go find what you want and fix it.

The rest is history, I've been cooking ever since :D

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OK...gotta go...see you later. if anyone is here

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Travelling Wilburys...I remember them...a lot of big names there.

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