Hey Y'all,
How many posts have you made? Each of us has a role to fulfill, are you up to it? See what your community asks of you! LOL
8.) <25 posts - Shongololo sniffer
7) 25-99 posts - Cricket Hunter
6) 100-249 posts - Frog Chaser
5) 250-499 posts - Egyptian Goose Wrangler
4) 500-1249 posts - Impala Soother
3) 1,250-2499 posts - Zebra Striper
2) 2,500-5000 posts - Giraffe Spotter
1) 5,000+ posts - Lion Petter
I'm not fully satisfied with Egyptian Goose Wrangler, but how can I refuse to include Egyp and Tian? I don't know that I would encourage official rankings here because that often encourages post bombing, posting for posting sake and it would be a shame to change the flavor of interactions here. These have been well received as goofiness, so I'll share them here and see what happens. Maybe it's a signature based meme or something? I dunno, just having fun.
Cheers,
-Ben
(no, you're not dreaming, this has been edited some... I couldn't come up with a silly intro for this at first, but now, it's just silly.)
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Water Hole, black hole, is there a difference? I've crossed the blue event horizon I'm sure, though my orbit is pretty wide, lately. But, being unable to escape from the pull of lions and crickets ain't so bad. Impala Soother
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