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Hey Y'all,

How many posts have you made? Each of us has a role to fulfill, are you up to it? See what your community asks of you! LOL

8.) <25 posts - Shongololo sniffer
7) 25-99 posts - Cricket Hunter
6) 100-249 posts - Frog Chaser
5) 250-499 posts - Egyptian Goose Wrangler
4) 500-1249 posts - Impala Soother
3) 1,250-2499 posts - Zebra Striper
2) 2,500-5000 posts - Giraffe Spotter
1) 5,000+ posts - Lion Petter

I'm not fully satisfied with Egyptian Goose Wrangler, but how can I refuse to include Egyp and Tian? I don't know that I would encourage official rankings here because that often encourages post bombing, posting for posting sake and it would be a shame to change the flavor of interactions here. These have been well received as goofiness, so I'll share them here and see what happens. Maybe it's a signature based meme or something? I dunno, just having fun.

Cheers,

-Ben

(no, you're not dreaming, this has been edited some... I couldn't come up with a silly intro for this at first, but now, it's just silly.)

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lots of chit chat! Laughing out loud

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I'll be darned! I am currently an Impala Soother. Smiling

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Oi! Only 250 more to go before get to stripe some zebra! I think Shongololo sniffer needs replacing! We haven't seen one for weeks that I've been able to tell! Must be hiding under all the vegetation. Hmm... I'll get my act together here, make a few small adjustments.. I think this number of levels is good, but maybe some can be shifted around, given the boot...

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"bluejellybean" wrote:
I'm over it . Just a bit of light humour. Must be an aussie thing. Hence I am a rankings rebel. Just thought this was supposed to be for fun......
Sorry, it is for fun! *grin* Part of the fun to me is in looking for just the right nuances. I'm not sour grapesing here, just polishing. *smile*

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I'm over it . Just a bit of light humour. Must be an aussie thing. Hence I am a rankings rebel. Just thought this was supposed to be for fun......

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"bluejellybean" wrote:
Like the red billed oxpecker who follow them around picking parasites off them.
Hehe. I dunno that it necessarily has to be an I there.. In my mind itenerant once you separate it from preachers, you're still left with someone more solitary and wandering on his own whim, rather than a follower.. Perhaps I'm quibbling.. I do that. LOL

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Like the red billed oxpecker who follow them around picking parasites off them.

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"bluejellybean" wrote:
"BenODen" wrote:
"bluejellybean" wrote:
IMPALA ITINERANT
A preacher to the Impala!? How non PC! LOL LOL

A preacher? I thought itinerant meant , traveller/ nomadic etc? Kinda like a door to door salesman . My thesaurus must be wrong. lol.. :shock:
I guess you're right. But the most common usage I've heard on that these days is Itinerant preacher. So my mind jumped there! mybad. *grin* So, one who follows the Impala. Hmmmmm.

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"BenODen" wrote:
"bluejellybean" wrote:
IMPALA ITINERANT
A preacher to the Impala!? How non PC! LOL LOL

A preacher? I thought itinerant meant , traveller/ nomadic etc? Kinda like a door to door salesman . My thesaurus must be wrong. lol.. :shock:

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"bluejellybean" wrote:
IMPALA ITINERANT
A preacher to the Impala!? How non PC! LOL LOL

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