TUESDAY FEB 13TH CHIT CHAT

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TUESDAY FEB 13TH CHIT CHAT

*HOW TO MEASURE THE HEIGHT OF A TREE *

FIND A TREE IN LEVEL GROUND - MOVE SOME DISTANCE FROM THE TREE -

HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE TREE THEN TURN AROUND 180 % SO YOUR FACING

AWAY FROM THE TREE * NOW BEND OVER AND LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS * DONT

BE ALARMED TO NOW SEE THE TREE UPSIDE DOWN * NOW IF YOU CAN SEE THE

BASE OF THE TREE AND THE TOP YOUR THE RIGHT DISTANCE FROM THE TREE TO

BEGIN YOUR MEASUREMENT * MEASURE YOUR STRIDE THEN NOW WALK TO THE BASE

OF THE TREE MULTIPLY THE NUMER OF STEPS BY THE NUMBER OF STRIDE- AND

THAT IS THE HEIGHT OF THE TREE ** EASY -

NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT THAT BENT OVER AND NOW ARE ON ALL FOURS YOUR STILL

OK -- JUST LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND IF YOU CAN SEE HALF THE TREE -TURN

AROUND AND CRAWL TO THE TREE ON YOUR WAY LOOK FOR LOST COINS - DONT

FORGET TO MEASURE YOUR STRIDE - AND MULTIPLY THE NUMBER OF CRAWL STRIDES

BY (2) AND YOU WILL HAVE HEIGHT OF TREE- EASY - DON DO WHAT * ALF * DID -

HE TRIED IT IN THE NUDE - LOOKED BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND SAW A R.C.M.P

OFFICER ON HORSEBACK - THE HORSE WINKED AT *ALF * THE COP GAVE HIM A

TICKET FOR **MOONING ** ONE OF CANADA.S -FINEST - (tru-story)

http://www.uz.ac.zw/science/maths/zimaths/tree.htm

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THIER BIG MOTHER;S LOL RE-BEEP RE=BEEP

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New Day ..people..Happy soft landings Smiling

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http://www.env.gov.bc.ca/wld/frogwatch/whoswho/vanisl.htm GOVERNEMT WANTS THE BULL FROG REPORTED

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"Sheila" wrote:
We had lots of white last week..but it's all gone now.

Most of ours will be gone by end of April, usually

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"Sheila" wrote:
Howwa! we have froggies here in the garden.
I hope they are still buried in the mud to keep warm!

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We had lots of white last week..but it's all gone now.

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Quote:
Please watch out for my friends, the frogs
WE ONLY HAVE TREE FROGS BUT WE DO HAVE BIG TOADS

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Hi Sheila - All I see is whiiite but not like what Howwa is getting now

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Howwa! we have froggies here in the garden.

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"kru-kab *bowser b.c." wrote:
HOWWA WE NEED LAWN MOWED- SO SNAKES TO CHASE YET BUT BEATS SHOVELING SNOW?

Please watch out for my friends, the frogs Smiling

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