Rules for the animals of Nkorho pan

9. All animals are to become vegetarians.....immediately.  No excuses.  Get protein from peanut butter. Kay/Azlady13

Oh Dear Lord this is without a doubt the BEST thing I have ever read. Now I'm going to sit up all night and give out penalties  to all infractions  I see of these rules  at the waterhole....tee hee.

 

Just one thing missing.....all poo poo shots by our resident elephants and others that are so inclined to relieve themselves out of camera view and we can ONLY hear , then see the watermelon size deposits left around the pond, MUST do so in front of the camera. That way we can give credit to said party....big grin here...

 

Better yet, Ms Charlie, all elephants shall do their business AWAY from wh border so we don't spend the next 3 days trying to identify what creature aforementioned poo is.

Ooooh it's good to see this thread again!

Rules of Nkorho Watering Hole

Rule # 13 All said Safari drivers from this day forward must stop in front of the camera, wave and say hello to EACH of us by name.....

Fabby you did a brilliant job with this...now we just need it to be "pinned" at the top of the list and all will be good!!!  and we won't lose it again.

I don't know how I missed this but this is hilarious!!! ya'll are crazy!! :D  Love it!!

I love this one...in alphabetical order maybe so it will help the kids learn!

Rule #...whatever lol.

All animals shall space their visits equally between daylight & evening hours. Some of us have to work for a living, ya know.

Dear Fabby: We have captured a real infraction of YOUR rules, and we would like to ask the following. Could you please add another rule so that this type of infraction comes to an immediate halt. Upon close inspection of the rules, and in an attempt to punish this widdle rascal for it's dastardly deed, we can not find the appropriate rule that fits this OBVIOUS infraction.

Licking the camera lens is unacceptable and is the direct result of our snowy condition. She's not the only one to have done such a thing, we have had Mr Froggy, a bug, and yes even a few widdle Monkeys lick the lens. This must be STOPPED...

Thank you for any help you can give us with this most serious matter.

http://s230.photobucket.com/albums/ee15/LiveAnimalCams/?action=view&current=Zebramessesupcamera_0001.flv

  Love these rules

Lol Mrs Charlie, what a wonderful video!!

Thanks Katja for editing first post!

Bump.. Are the animals still sticking to the rules? It seems to me the cats are visiting more frequently now, good kitties!

How about those noisy little buggers, soon it's going to be cricket season, if I'm not mistaken..

Yes Fabby they seem to be following the rules in an orderly manner and I am NOT looking forward to the cricket season...I used to love that game!!!

However rules 4a and 7a have had some serious ongoing infractions....just letting you know

Here is another rule - for your consideration:

In the event of camera outages or camera feed issues - no matter the reasons – all animals will wait, at stage right or stage left and make their appearance, in order of arrival at the waterhole. This shall be done without pushing and shoving and until such time as the camera is back online and your viewing public is assembled.  Any bickering or shoving will result in the offender being sent to the back of the line to contemplate their unacceptable behavior.

MM

I like that one MM..(hope the cam is up soon)

Fabby and all other "rule" contributors.   Thank you for my first laugh of the day,  and what will probably be the best laugh of the day........and a serious contender for laugh of the week.   Now how do we get the beasties to abide by these rules????

I'm glad you liked it Randy!

 

Mini Monkey, that's a good one!!

New Rule-time!!

- all species are to appoint one indivual to try and run into view if they feel they are going into labour.

That being said, I vote we add:

ALL newborns will be paraded prominently in cam view for all bomites to OHH & AHH over just as soon as they are able to walk, swim, slither, fly, crawl.....

Here is another one for consideration:

All wildie babies are to be lined up twice a day for a head count. Mamma wildies are to place the babies in a line and have them remain in position until all viewers can get a correct head count. This is to be done twice a day, early morning and evening before IR change. At each line up, wildie babies are to wear a color coded scarf for ID purposes. It is the responsibility of Mamma to be sure the babies do not trick us by trading colors. The scarves are to be stored in the green box back by the lodge when not in use.

Rofl rofl, that's a good one!

  The critters are definitely not following the rules.

I just found this thread and have laughed my head off.

Good job everyone !

Nece 

I would like to request that all animals do a sound check and adjust their volume to the same level of the first animal to sound off at night. This will allow all Africam members to keep their speakers at the same volume throughout the night-time viewing and prevent any unnecessary frights and spilling of coffee, tea, pop, beer, or other assorted beverages after they have turned their speakers up to hear that quiet or distant sound only to be followed by a close and very loud roar, bark, whoop, and/or cough.

 

Flower

 

We have a new rule

all forementioned and futher rules are to be posted at the watering hole for all animals to read. That way there can be no confusion when demerits are handed out. In the case of an illiterate animal a picture book can be provide, or an audio explaing said rules - Caleanne

  Great new rule Fabby....you going over to post them soon then?....lol....

Another new rule!!

 

Baboons are not allowed to become camera technicians without proper training. - Chesapeake

 

Isn't this one apt!

Time for a bit of variation amongst all those Wateringhole Chat threads, if you ask me

All cats must count to twenty before attacking any giraffe's drinking at the waterholes. This is to be done in honour of the traddition that everyone is entitled to a sporting chance.